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“Trustee”, Westminster: a taste of porridge

Trustee burglar alarm Westminster 2004“Trustee Alarms” burglar alarm, City of Westminster • While proceeding through the burglar alarm category of “the law”, our failed felon has been punched by a policeman, collared by a bevy of boring detectives, sentenced by a transvestite judge, and has now ended up in chokey. Being a pantomime burglar, he soon becomes a “trustee”, a term familiar to watches of classic jail sit-com Porridge as referring to a slightly despised class of prisoners who perform menial duties for the “screws”. His final stop – after the cushy playground of his Sky TV-enabled luxury open prison – will be a in the embrace of a very large woman called Liberty, to be posted tomorrow. • Spotted: Tavistock Street, City of Westminster, London, WC2, England, 2004 • Politics: In the Conservative constituency of Cities of London and Westminster

Trustee burglar alarm Westminster 2004

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