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“Status”, Stratford-upon-Avon: Mr Boasty

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“Status Alarms Coventry” burglar alarm, Stratford-upon-Avon • Starting today is the essentially boasty theme of excellence – whether a self-proclaimed quality of the burglar alarm firm, or conferred by the bell box upon the client. In this case it’s the latter: with this sounder, you will gain status. I once saw one on a Prince of Wales pub, which is an ideal site. You can also get light bulbs (the old fashioned energy-gulping kind) called Status, which – like a burglar alarm – is either on or off, I guess. • Spotted: Cook’s Alley, Stratford-upon-Avon, Warwickshire, CV37, England, 2012 • Politics: In the Conservative constituency of Stratford-on-Avon

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