“Homeguard Security Systems” burglar alarm, Little Missenden • Ah, sweet – somebody’s painted it black to match the roof, then stuck a chopped-down label on. It’s so high up I doubt anyone (except me) notices it anyway. • Spotted: Village centre, Little Missenden, Buckinghamshire, HP7, England, 2007 • Politics: In the Conservative constituency of Chesham and Amersham