Securicor Granley, City of Westminster, 2012

“Securicor Granley” burglar alarm, City of Westminster • And finally, a top fave: this matchy-matchy maroon shop paint can’t disguise the proud raised logo of a tupperware box-shaped Securicor Granley. There’s an […]

Nameless red-painted alarm, Lambeth, 2011

Nameless (but actually Home Security Services) red-painted burglar alarm, Lambeth • A more downmarket, but in my eyes more attractive, overall paint job for this alarm on an under-arch auto […]

Nameless peach-painted alarm, Chelsea, 2010

Nameless peach-painted burglar alarm, Kensington and Chelsea • What’s known in fine art as a “monochrome” – a bell box totally painted in tasteful if somewhat 1980s peach to match […]

Securicor Alarms burglar alarm, York, 2011

“Securicor Alarms” burglar alarm, York • This was shot from so far away (with the trusty if slightly crap superzoom “burglar alarm camera”) that I can’t tell if this bell […]

Homeguard Security Systems, Little Missenden, 2007

“Homeguard Security Systems” burglar alarm, Little Missenden • Ah, sweet […]

A1 Alarms, City of Westminster, 2011

“A1 Alarms” burglar alarm, City of Westminster • Messy maroon paint job found on a narrowboat. • Spotted: Canal path, Warwick Crescent, City of Westminster, London, W2, England, 2011 • Politics: […]

Stand-Fast, Herne Bay, 2004

“Stand-Fast” burglar alarm, Herne Bay • Now for a few bell boxes that have suffered “artistic” paint jobs. This looks like someone painted a red Standfast green, then stuck another […]